Howdy from the land of bad ass Super Bowl Commercials!
1.7 to 3 Million dollars! That is what a Super Bowl Commercial cost to air, not including what it cost to produce. Damn, there are some smart folks out there. But I'll tell ya one thing for dang sure---I ain't never eating Doritos again. I am NOT taking the chance that someone will grab my hand and suck my finger for the flavor!
With all the ads for food , drink,leisure ,pleasure,techno get it done now with no effort it is amazing the whole world is not so fat and lazy we can't move.I guess if everyone was 100 pounds over weight we would all be closer together---LOL---now that is funny , I don't care who ya are.
All kidding aside, I feel the odds are stacked against us , in our quest to be healthy. We are bombarded by ads for the "easy" way to do everything.We can't even change the TV channel without a remote. The ads on TV for food are so real I can almost smell the food. If there was a way to produce the smell of a doughnut and make it come out the speakers in my TV I would weight 600 pounds.The ODDS are against us.
We move so fast we can not write a letter, make a phone call nor cook supper---we email, text and drive thru.The ODDS are against us.
The solution? Hell eat anything you want and sit on your ass because for $19.95+ S/H you can order a bottle of pills , online of course, that will burn fat while you sleep!And , if all else fails you can order, direct from the TV, a 16 pound , multi-exerciser that comes with a free video on how in 20 minutes, three times a week you can look like Chuck Norris! The ODDS are stacked way up against us.
Alright ,alright,alright, slow down!I can climb this hill against all odds!It is simple really.Against all ODDS I have counted calories. I have smelled doughnuts and walked on by.I have aired up the tires on my old bike and not ordered the Chuck Norris Wiz Bang Ab Cruncher exercise machine.Against all ODDS a cowboy From Texas has read books, articles and 100s of success stories and found out a common theme---eat less, move more, lose fat!
Against all ODDS I am doing it! Against all ODDS you can do it!
Pearl of Wisdom from the Mind of WEL
I never said it was your fault, I just said I am gonna blame you.
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Hey Bill, Not that I was thinking about Doritos... but this is just one more reason beyond the salt, fat and empty calories. :)
ReplyDeleteI like the odds. :)
yep, with the salt,fat and empty calories---and the never thought of before chance of some DUDE sucking the crumbs off yer finger---it just ain't worth it!
ReplyDeleteI like out odds too, Thanks John